I just read your essay on ANS. I feel it was very harsh. I am sick of pc yuppies defining how the rest of the world should live. It is you that gets paid for writing about someone you think so little of. That is interesting in itself. For the record, I'm sure Anna has heard all this hate before and could care less about your opinion. Just turn the show off and eat your bean sprouts and polish your no-smoking signs, take your little rug rats to their stupid little soccor games and leave the rest of the world alone. You are far creepier than Anna , Marilyn Manson or even old Charlie Manson could ever hope to be.
You know if you and your husband had any talent you would have a best selling novel instead of writing some pointless article about anna nicole smith you know if it wasnt for her you wouldnt have a life so get off her ass!!!!!!! Jealouse of cours your jealouse we already know anna is beatiful but let's see what your ugly ass looks like. well i don't know why i am wasting my time on someone who is a nothing not even worth my time.
The consensus of these three fans seems to suggest that it's not okay to form negative opinion about Anna Nicole Smith or her program. It is, however, okay to form negative opinions about others who don't like the show. Oh, well, everyone's entitled to an opinion.
Nevertheless, it does seem to point out a problem fans of ANS seem to have in trying to "protect" ANS (which seems to be moot if, as one fan wrote, ANS really doesn't care about negative reactions anyway): There seems to be a remarkable insistence not to prove what is likable about ANS or the show, but rather how there must be something wrong with anyone that doesn't care for the series. It appears from their writing that if you're not in the cult of ANS, then you're not worthy to have an opinion about it or her. Moreso, that you should not be allow to speak at all. I expect such fans stop in their tracks and start screaming like the pod-people in Invasion of the Body Snatchers when they sense someone not occupying their every waking moment with pleasant thoughts about ANS.
For the record, it should be pointed out that the writers came away from the game hitting about .100. Hate bean sprouts, don't have any "rug rats," or go to "soccor" games, my wife has a beautiful ass, and I hardly think my writing an article about ANS constitute being "creepier" than a madman who went on a murder-spree. Also, this isn't a job, I do it because I love you all!
Okay, okay. Enough clowning around (and, believe me, that's all you can do when people like that write in). Let us move into the many, many comments folks had about the show with another look at the ol' mail bag. I think these individuals have a strong voice in showing exactly why The Anna Nicole Show has been elected into the Hall of Shame. Some of the reasons have to do with the cast; some with the show's format; but most have to do with ANS herself:
The sad part of the show is seeing that the people who "care" about her and surround her everyday are basically being paid for it, and I wonder if she has anyone who truly is her friend. I hate to see someone's life being made into a joke.
I wanted to write and say I've enjoyed your write-ups of the show, I'm also grateful you are watching the show and summarizing it so I don't have to actually witness it to see how bad it is. I saw a few minutes of it and it was slow and painful, like pulling a band-aid off a part with body hair.
I'm actually just taking an interest in seeing how long it takes E! to admit this was a dumb idea.
Fret not. Once the show is done, Anna will find work suitable to her abilities sorting screws in a hardware store or something. As long as they have a high school kid (from Special Ed) there to check her work ("No, that's a nail, Anna. It doesn't have the spiral."), she might be considered serviceable doing that, or maybe being the cashier at an impound lot.
Sugar Pie's acceptance into MENSA is pending. As soon as she learns to crap on ANS and Howard ON COMMAND, she's in. After all, she does have the highest IQ in the cast of characters.
This show is so boring it needed a(nother) moron in it to spice it up a little and make some more fights, and ANS is so doped up she doesn't bitch enough to make it good. So I am under the impression that Bobby Idiot is a fake. If he's real, I am never going to California again.
And what's with the ubiquitous quart of Nestle' Quik? Does she make Howard drive to the quickie mart several times a day, or do they keep a buttload of them in stock? Just how many calories is in that crap anyway?
I love how she naps in skin tight clothes with her barely-able-to-breathe corset underneath (popping out from the top and the bottom) and full makeup on, and when her toothless cousin rings the doorbell, all she can do is snap at everybody in the house like it's their fault, yet Howard and Kim just stand around like dunces, never sure of what the hell to do about anything. They need somebody decisive on that show.
Anna is not funny, amusing, or sexy. Anna is an illiterate cow, and there is nothing redeeming about her. The Texas Judge in his decision made reference that Anna was illiterate... too bad he did not include fat, obnoxious, insufferable, cruel, or cow to his decision.
